If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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