Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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