Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
