Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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