In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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