i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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