508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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