So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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