What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
