Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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