Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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