I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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