Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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