I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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