You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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