Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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