lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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