If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Pooping to opera.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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