Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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