Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
im holly from the hills drunk
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
