the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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