How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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