If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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