I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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