Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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