dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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