i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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