Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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