i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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