this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So vagazzling was a success
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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