So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i dont even know how to be here
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
