My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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