haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think people are normalizing furries
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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