i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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