You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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