He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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