if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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