Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
