my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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