For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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