Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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