We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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