I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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