do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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