im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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