Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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