I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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