After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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