Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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