with your own penis?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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