you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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