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  Cure to hiccups..road head..high five

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he thanks me after handjobs.

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  you found the perfect man.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible

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