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• (212): View more from New York

  They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber

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• (650): View more from California

  My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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• (914): View more from New York

  Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.

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  Youre getting too old for this

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• (714): View more from California

  I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5

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• (858): View more from California

  At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...

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• (941): View more from Florida

  If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.

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