i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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