What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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