its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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