I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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