My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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