Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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