well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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